People lets face it, if you don't own a computer by now then you obviously missed the rush of AOL 9.0 disks. But lets be realistic is it really at the fault of the internet, newspapers are better off being in the toilet rather than being read on the toilet? I mean the picture above says it all, is that really headline worthy "New York Post"? Aren't the Rex Ryan foot sex videos more of a "scoop" over Barack Obama's exposed feet? Or I don't know maybe the fact that we just had 3 feet of snow, five thousand birds fall from the sky, 150,000 fish show up dead, all occurring in the same week! Not worthy enough I guess. Nation it is no wonder newspapers are losing ground, they are no longer news worthy. If all you have to offer people is silly tabloid nonsense, then call the short guy from "Peoples Court" who runs "TMZ", I'm sure they could use some more people who are completely bored of their own lives so they stalk the lives of others, just to have some sort of value to society. The "Post" raised the question yesterday, "should the leader of the free world dress like this - even on vacation?" I answer this with another question, should we as members of the FREE world start telling others how to dress on vacation (nonetheless)? Isn't that a tad Socialist? And whats the riff with a guy on vacation wearing flip flops? Mr. President I ask of you, to please challenge the so called "news" papers with some good ol' fashioned shock and awe. Show up next vacation wearing nothing but a Speedo, and show all of your naysayers, that even though George Bush might of had bigger balls... Lets just say you've got 10 inches on Bush, and I don't mean height!
Thursday, January 6, 2011
People who say the internet has killed newspapers, when really newspapers have killed newspapers
People lets face it, if you don't own a computer by now then you obviously missed the rush of AOL 9.0 disks. But lets be realistic is it really at the fault of the internet, newspapers are better off being in the toilet rather than being read on the toilet? I mean the picture above says it all, is that really headline worthy "New York Post"? Aren't the Rex Ryan foot sex videos more of a "scoop" over Barack Obama's exposed feet? Or I don't know maybe the fact that we just had 3 feet of snow, five thousand birds fall from the sky, 150,000 fish show up dead, all occurring in the same week! Not worthy enough I guess. Nation it is no wonder newspapers are losing ground, they are no longer news worthy. If all you have to offer people is silly tabloid nonsense, then call the short guy from "Peoples Court" who runs "TMZ", I'm sure they could use some more people who are completely bored of their own lives so they stalk the lives of others, just to have some sort of value to society. The "Post" raised the question yesterday, "should the leader of the free world dress like this - even on vacation?" I answer this with another question, should we as members of the FREE world start telling others how to dress on vacation (nonetheless)? Isn't that a tad Socialist? And whats the riff with a guy on vacation wearing flip flops? Mr. President I ask of you, to please challenge the so called "news" papers with some good ol' fashioned shock and awe. Show up next vacation wearing nothing but a Speedo, and show all of your naysayers, that even though George Bush might of had bigger balls... Lets just say you've got 10 inches on Bush, and I don't mean height!
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