That guy who just blatantly over does it with his Christmas decorations

YOUR HOUSE

    

THAT GUY'S HOUSE

               

So this year you have decided to outdo every single house in your neighborhood of over 80 other houses, with an enormous amount of obnoxious Christmas lights. Well played sir. After the 240 hours of labor (time better spent reading about Jesus and how he would never want his birthday celebrated with an awful display of lights) along with a total of $700 of electric bills you managed to STICK out and make your self visible in sky view mode of Google Earth, NICE! Well sir this year no I did not beat you in the amount of lights on my house, BUT I did use the time and money I saved on gifts! So while Mikey and little Jennifer have to settle for a Jenga and Barbie doll, my kid received a Power Wheels Escalade. But you know what "That Guy" you enjoy those lights take pictures, enter competitions but when you find out your wife was cheating on you because of the time you dedicated to the lights and not on her needs, then you'll really need time to get closer to God and read about that Jesus fellow!

-- Over and, Out.