Tuesday, January 4, 2011
How people lie to themselves every new year
Well nation it looks like a new year has started, which only means one thing. A time for all of us to join together conjure up ideas on how to better our lives, and never bring it up again. So people please do the country a favor, stop taking the machine I was about to use at the gym, stop ordering salads from McDonald's and smokers stop trying to quit. All you are doing is becoming the easily irritated person everyone avoids, so say goodbye to your other resolution of making more friends. So please stay fat, keep smoking and forget new friends, at the end of the day remember, you always have next year to change your life!
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