The reaction of politicians to the Arizona tragedy

It looks like politicians have decided to react to this, not with legislation but by stating they will now carry guns at all times. People welcome to the Wild Wild West. I am going to go buy the Clint Eastwood movie collection for preparation I suggest you do the same.

How difficult it is to be funny when the country is falling apart

Nation you are going to hear people condemn the actions that occurred in Arizona as heinous and unjustifiable. Which no one would disagree with, but I have to say the anger, hatred and polarization that has been dispersed in our country has a lot to do with this. Before you cast what I am going to say as "Liberal" rhetoric, understand I do not associate with ANY political group. Throughout the upcoming week you will hear ALL people in politics from constituents to political pundits denounce the actions of Jared Lee Loughner as horrible. But we cannot allow the people who created the aura of hatred that has plagued America since Barack Obama's taking of office to passively get away with no repercussions. Yes Jared Lee Loughner is a psychotic person who took things to far but if his television, his youtube and his life wasn't filled with the hatred we see on a daily basis, for example a woman getting attacked for opposing a rally (Click Here to view), then maybe things like this would not occur. Let us not forget the conspiracy theorists who encourage people to prepare for a "Military State" in the near future. Combine all of this nonsense and a shooting of innocent lives is what you will get. So when you hear Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Keith Olbermann, Sarah Palin, Alex Jones, the creators of "Loose Change", Rand Paul and Rush Limbaugh, condemn the actions of Jared Lee Loughner do not buy into it. The people listed are the reason why people feel helpless where they to using guns instead of reason (School Board Shooting). You and I need to make sure these people are held accountable. Polarization, hatred and paranoia will lead to this beautiful country's demise. We have to restore some form of civility back into our culture. With time we as a country tend to forget tragedies we suffer, but when you feel your day is just not going your way, remember Christina-Taylor Green. She is the 9 year old who was shot and killed two days ago in Arizona. Remember her before you buy into any type of negativity you hear from anyone in politics. I leave you with words from Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik, who more than likely will be chastised as a "crazy liberal" which in turn will continue the viscous circle of media hatred. He criticized “people who are making a living off of inflaming the American public":

"When you look at unbalanced people, how they respond to the vitriol that comes out of certain mouths about tearing down the government, the anger, the hatred, the bigotry that goes on in this country is getting to be outrageous. And unfortunately, Arizona has become sort of the capital. We have become the mecca for prejudice and bigotry.

Let me say one thing, because people tend to pooh-pooh this business about all the vitriol that we hear inflaming the American public by people who make a living off of doing that. That may be free speech, but it’s not without consequences. I want to tell you right now that people like myself are very, very angry at what’s going on in our country, and I think that it’s time that we take a look at what kind of hatred that we inflame by all the crap that goes on. I’m a close friend of Gabrielle Giffords’, and she is one of the most beautiful human beings that you can imagine. I think it’s time that this country take a little introspective look at the crap that comes out on radio and TV."

If that isn't enough here is Gabrielle Giffords discussing one of Sarah Palin's popular tactics:

CLICK HERE  (If you are impatient fast forward to 2:20)

The end of the world is becoming more and more apparent... And I still haven't built my bomb shelter!

People I don't know about you but I am scared! So scared that terrorism, a deep recession and 10% unemployment sounds as innocent as a game of Candy Land! In the last two days it seems several species decided to just give up on living. To be more specific yesterday, five thousand birds have fallen from the sky, 150,000 fish turned up dead and if that wasn't enough. Today it was announced 97% of a specific species of bees have disappeared along with another two million dead fish popping up in Chesapeake Bay. Adding new meaning to the phrase "only dead fish go with the flow". People what are we going to do? Have you seen the ending of "Avatar"? What creatures of nature are going to conveniently show up towards the end to save us? NONE if they keep offing themselves. So please buy bird feeders and stop fishing! We have to show these animals we love them. Or they will end up like Heath Ledger... Dead and gone when we'll want them most!

People who say the internet has killed newspapers, when really newspapers have killed newspapers

"Should the leader of the free world dress like this - Even on vacation?"  (Yesterday's "New York Post" Cover Story)

People lets face it, if you don't own a computer by now then you obviously missed the rush of AOL 9.0 disks. But lets be realistic is it really at the fault of the internet, newspapers are better off being in the toilet rather than being read on the toilet? I mean the picture above says it all, is that really headline worthy "New York Post"? Aren't the Rex Ryan foot sex videos more of a "scoop" over Barack Obama's exposed feet? Or I don't know maybe the fact that we just had 3 feet of snow, five thousand birds fall from the sky, 150,000 fish show up dead, all occurring in the same week! Not worthy enough I guess. Nation it is no wonder newspapers are losing ground, they are no longer news worthy. If all you have to offer people is silly tabloid nonsense, then call the short guy from "Peoples Court" who runs "TMZ", I'm sure they could use some more people who are completely bored of their own lives so they stalk the lives of others, just to have some sort of value to society. The "Post" raised the question yesterday, "should the leader of the free world dress like this - even on vacation?" I answer this with another question, should we as members of the FREE world start telling others how to dress on vacation (nonetheless)? Isn't that a tad Socialist? And whats the riff with a guy on vacation wearing flip flops? Mr. President I ask of you, to please challenge the so called "news" papers with some good ol' fashioned shock and awe. Show up next vacation wearing nothing but a Speedo, and show all of your naysayers, that even though George Bush might of had bigger balls... Lets just say you've got 10 inches on Bush, and I don't mean height!

The fear and chaos the new Taliban terror plot will cause Americans

Yes folks it has been reported that Al Qaeda is looking to attack Americans the one place that would hurt most... our buffets! While in most other countries the death of people is enough terrorism, Not in America! After 2 weeks we tend to forget any tragedy that has ever occurred. So as expected the terrorists being the evil men they are must always one up themselves, but this is just taking it to far. Think of the madness! Women and children getting sick, people staying away from buffets, being forced to eat under 4,000 calories in one sitting... It hurts to even fathom the thought. People I am not one who has any faith in conspiracy theories, but the recent attempts of Michelle Obama (forcing our kids to eat healthy) and this blockbuster discovery of the Taliban's plans seem to be much more than a coincidence to me. What do you think?

How people lie to themselves every new year

Well nation it looks like a new year has started, which only means one thing. A time for all of us to join together conjure up ideas on how to better our lives, and never bring it up again. So people please do the country a favor, stop taking the machine I was about to use at the gym, stop ordering salads from McDonald's and smokers stop trying to quit. All you are doing is becoming the easily irritated person everyone avoids, so say goodbye to your other resolution of making more friends. So please stay fat, keep smoking and forget new friends, at the end of the day remember, you always have next year to change your life!

How fragile America has become

People what is going on? Football games used to be played during blizzards all the time, now we move games with just 6 inches of snow on the field? What are we going to do when 2012 (Mayan theory) comes around? Rappers used to talk about murdering each other, now rappers like 50 Cent talk about their vitamin water. To say America has gotten soft is an understatement. You know things are bad when the toughest politician is Sarah Palin. I heard Richard Simmons is the new leader of the Blood gang. People the time for talking is done, so go to your local bar, punch the person next to you right in the face and go home and bang your wife. Its time for a change the days of a man tanning and wearing pink are over. Its time for extra large plaid shirts and lumberjack beards. Operation "grow a pair" starts to day, and the change starts with you!

That a "To Catch a Predator: Christmas edition" does not exist

People it is time to return from the total shut down of society. In other words Christmas is over. Like many of you, one of my favorite things to do on Christmas day is watch my favorite comedy show "To Catch a Predator". The episodes usually seen on Christmas, involve the usual trailer park trash or perverted Indian men who can usually be found at your local strip clubs at noon, avoiding their wives. But I must raise a question, why not introduce a new victim appropriate for the Christmas holiday? I know MSNBC and I have had our differences, I am actually currently fighting a lawsuit of "defamation of character" from MSNBC. Supposedly Rachel Maddow is a woman...Go figure. But MSNBC I ask you, why are you allowing a golden opportunity of combining religion and one of your most highly rated television shows together? I mean the opportunity is there, priests across the world do not watch television. So the element of surprise when Chris Hansen shows himself will obviously be some quality television. Heed my words MSNBC the redundancy of an Indian fellow and the typical dad next door is getting old. Spice it up a bit, and when you dismantle any value religion will ever have again...Send me a check!

The way Keith Olbermann makes me hate myself

Nation it is no secret I am somewhat of a "News Junkie", I just need the stuff injected into my bloodstream. One man I have grown to dislike is the character of Keith Olbermann. It is not what Mr. Olbermann says but rather, his condescending tone when reprimanding the camera.Which has been credited as the reason, for the increase of plastic surgery in our country. Keith (if I may) your degradation of the people is why increasingly, the women of America look like the joker. Your scolding is why I just joined a gym, bought a Prius and squeeze my lips as if to suck a lemon. Keith for your own health stop yelling, at the end of the day nobody listens to you, and getting angry at the fact that a young boy, in his mid 20's by the name of Rachel Maddow gets better ratings than you, is not a justification to be mad at America. Keith your the world's worser person of the day!

Even though conservatives are crazy, liberals are just as equally, stupid

It seems the Liberal news giant known as "The New York Times" did not get the message. You leak information you will be charged with rape. Yesterday the newspaper took the liberty of leaking top secret information. Not the type of information revealing, Russian prostitutes who serve Middle Eastern leaders, but rather information that includes, plans for American covert military actions in Afghanistan. So thank you Julian Assange for starting a new trend of leaking. Thank you Mark Zuckerberg for destroying privacy, along with people having any ambition what so ever. "New York Times" what is your angle? What purpose will this serve? And how do you charge an entire newspaper with rape?  Nation you may not hear much about this on your local news broadcast, because I don't know if you heard but Mylie Cyrus did salvia. But I demand New York Times take responsibility for this immature act. I demand all journalists of "The New York Times" be forced to serve in the military, specifically to follow through with the EXACT plans they took the liberty of leaking. If they fail their mission, worst case scenario we lose a couple of Toyota Prius owners. You still have time to repent "New York Times", do the right thing.

The insanity within the Republican party

O Lordy! what a week for conservatives. From new polls showing how Fox news misinforms its viewers, which might understandably shock you, with such insightful talent of people like Glenn Beck, how could Fox news be misleading? To John McCain literally opposing every single thing ever (He even said no to biggie sizing his french fries!). To Shepard Smith a man who starts the day off, by revving up his 70 year old viewers for the nightly Fox lineup of thorough information, turning his back to the Republican congress, due to their opposition to a tax that will help 9/11 first responders. What Shepard Smith does not understand is there is a time and place for everything, and Republicans actually have the 9/11 first responders best interests at heart. But Republicans are looking to utilize a different route, where those first responders will, receive the tax money they need when they die, through the Estate Tax. Now that's thinking creative. Patience 9/11 responders, is a virtue. And let us not forget, the constant reminder by Fox news about the frigid temperatures across the country, Global Warming? HA! my shriveled gonads! Republicans if I may recommend one thing, its quite simple actually... RUN! There is nothing left to hold on to. Actually there is one thing, a lady from a small town, who on her reality show, attempted to teach responsibility by forcing her daughter (who is also a 9 year old aunt)  to work as a waitress. A woman who quit her duties as governor, in exchange for a reality television show, is teaching responsibility. On second thought Republicans, RUN!

The REAL reason behind the airport fondling

Yesterday the TSA's new director stated "every test gun, bomb part or knife got past screener's at some airports." News that is far from arousing for Americans who skipped visiting their local strip clubs, and chose the sexual healing offered by airports. This news obviously clarifies the real reason behind the TSA's highly publicized new tactics, not to protect our country, rather use the "safety" excuse for some erotic images, the agents would later utilize on their bathroom breaks. So when you are next up on that line to receive your groping, and the TSA agent asks "is that a gun in your pocket?" tell that agent "yes sir it is, but me and you both know that is not why we are here."